i never, ever want to have children.
two words that describe your life right now.
three turn ons.
strong upper arms.
four turn offs.
excessive back hair.
listening to jam bands.
five people who mean a lot.
six things you wish you’d never done.
oh, lord. i wish i hadn’t:
taken that bus to new york city.
ridden that snowy slope in hhi.
taken that job.
gotten my jackson tattoo with such haste.
agreed to hang out that one time.
ever had my tonsils taken out.
seven things that cross your mind a lot.
if humanity was ever meant to come this far, was it really for the absurd purposes of toe liposuction and reality tv?
my dog is way cooler than all other dogs.
i probably shouldn’t love smores pop-tarts as much as i do.
i’m sorry, what?
i wish i had rose nyland for a grandmother.
uuuuuuuugggggggggggggggghhhhhhh….the rat race…
my niece is really, really cute.